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Terrible Christmas
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(Matt)
Do you think this is going to be the most terrible Christmas we’ve ever had?
(Ryan)
Well, the lockdown, the fact that we cant go to the pub… Its not looking good
(John)
Well don’t be so sure lads… I can think of a more terrible Christmas….
VERSE 1
(John)
Once upon a christmas time
Matt poured me out some ice cold wine
But it was cold mulled wine and the sign of
A terrible Christmas
(Matt)
And then Ryan came round we said "the gangs all here"
He opened up a bottle of eggnog beer
And we all agreed beer should taste like beer.
At Christmas
CHORUS 1
Christmas!
(Matt) Some carollers came round
Terrible Christmas!
(Ryan) They made a terrible sound
Terrible Christmas!
(John) And we awkwardly stood around
at Christmas!
(Ryan) do we have to pay 'em?
Christmas!
(Matt) it went from bad to worse
Terrible Christmas!
(Ryan) Is it possible for a year to be cursed?
TerribleChristmas!
(John) And that was the start of our first worst
Christmas!
VERSE 2
(Ryan)
I said "I know lets take the sleigh
And head out to the snowy hills to play
And have a stereotypical Christmas day
At Christmas"
(Matt)
I said "Ryan that is such cute idea
Like a tiny little sneeze from a baby deer
But this is central London and it just rains here
At Christmas’
CHORUS 2
Christmas!
(Matt) When its wet and cold
Christmas!
(Ryan) I just feel sad and old
Terrible Christmas!
(John) and I just wanna look at my phone
At Christmas
Christmas!
(John) That turkeys pink inside
Terrible Christmas!
(Matt) At least it's not too dry
Terrible Christmas!
(Ryan) But I don’t want to die
At Christmas
BREAK DOWN
(John)
Then the evening turned so dark
And we took turns playing charades
But I had written mine down on playing cards
So Matt was trying to mime the 9 of hearts
(Matt)
Eventually we just gave up
Hungry, sober and fed up
And thats the story of the year we messed christmas up
(Ryan)
But this christmas… oh my god its got to,GOT TO BE A WIND UP!
CHORUS 3
Christmas!
(Matt) It's been a teribe year
Terrible Christmas!
(John) Other Humanitarian crisis don’t come near
Terrible Christmas!
(Ryan) I can't stop crying tears
At Christmas!
Christmas!
(Matt) Just when you think its bad
Terible Christmas!
(John) You get a zoom call from mum and dad
Terrible Christmas!
(Ryan) They see your Christmas dner's a kebab
Kebab Christmas!
OUTRO SECTION
(John)
So this
Christmas!
I hang a mask on the christmas tree
Christmas!
(Matt)
Is santa going to socially distance from me?
Terrible Christmas!
Is he a super spreader?
PROBABLY-EEE
(Matt)
Christmas!
I hang a mask on the christmas tree
Terrible Christmas!
(John)
Lets just pretend there was no 2020
Terrible Christmas!
Let's never talk of this year again!
Bye bye Christmas!
(John)
Terrible, terrible Christmas
(Matt)
Awful really
(Ryan)
Really bad Christmas
(Matt)
Merry Terrible Christmas everyone
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Seldom Differ London, UK
Seldom Differ are a comedy group based in London, England, who write, perform and produce comedy for stage, television and the internet. Their award winning branded videos have repeatedly gone viral and amassed tens of millions of views.
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